I can’t seem to *&@!#@!# gain any weight! And trust me, I have never, ever had this problem before in my entire life. When I was super-skinny (a way long time ago in the distant past) it was because I wasn’t eating much. Pretty much since I met Tony, it’s been a slow climb uphill. And now, now that I actually need to gain some weight, I can’t seem to. It’s kind of frustrating.

I feel like I am eating enough. Or rather, I feel like I can’t really eat any more than I’m eating.

Oh, but the belly. The belly keeps getting bigger and bigger. I realized yesterday I couldn’t zip up the jacket I was wearing. And my belly button, which was never super deep, is now getting pretty flat. It hasn’t popped up yet like a meat thermometer/timer, but I can see it coming.

Oh well. I’m off to go eat some more.