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Better than a Lego brick to the eye…

So, just what have I been up to lately? Hmmmm? Lots of things, O somewhat-ignored blog readers. Big things, even.

For one, I came up with an idea for a new website, talked some of my author peeps into going into it with me and Shazam! made a website and launched it. In like a week and a half. Booyah!

I’d like to invite you to take a gander at Read It and Laugh, a brand spankin’ new website dedicated to funny books, funny authors, and funny readers. I hope you’ll take a look! It’s kinda my response to the whole “O woe is me, all YA books are DARK and EVIL now” thing that’s been going around. And those other authors I talked into going along with me? Some seriously funny people. I ain’t kidding. (Plus, you know me. There’s chances to win stuff. Go check out the Funny List, for one).

Let’s see…other than that…

Well, The Max is off school for two weeks for what they call “half-term” here. So my writing time is kinda shot anyway. And now he’s gone and gotten himself some kind of lovely virus and an evil-wicked temperature (103 F or 39.7 C). So there’s that. The poor Max.

I’m not even gonna mention the spit up that accompanies said illness. Not. Gonna. Do. It.

And I joined a gym. Been trying to get back into shape and people, let me tell you, it’s gonna be a LONG haul. But I’m working on it. The gym has a pool too, so I’ve taken The Max swimming a few times (when he was still well and you couldn’t cook hot dogs on his forehead).

And I finally went to an eye doctor and got my eye checked out. This is where the blog post title comes in. See, about 7 or 8 months ago, The Max accidentally got me with a Lego brick right to the eye. He stuck it out the same time I turned to look at him. No chance to blink. Nothing. Lego straight in the eye. Hurt like…well, hurt like a lotta words I don’t want to use. For like an hour. And almost every morning (and sometimes randomly during the day), when I first open my right eye, I feel like someone is stabbing me with a serrated knife. It’s been so long though and it’s so weird that it’s only in the mornings that I was starting to wonder if I was crazy (not my normal crazy, but crazy-crazy).

Turns out it’s perfectly normal. Apparently I have this huge jagged gash in my cornea from when he got me with that brick. STILL. From like 8 months ago. And overnight it starts to heal and put new cells or whatnot together. Which then sometimes adhere to my eyelid. And then when I first open my eyes in the morning…kabang! I literally rip those shiny new cells right off my cornea. Hence the pain.

And my husband wonders why I hate mornings.

The bad news is that it can take (obviously) a long time to heal. And last night while The Max was thrashing around in a feverish daze, he got me IN THE SAME FREAKING EYE. *sigh* I may start wearing an eye patch. (kidding) (mostly)

In writing-ish news, the copy edit phase is now complete on CAT GIRL’S DAY OFF. Woot! Now it’s the publisher’s turn to go do all their fancy stuff. I’ll get one more look at it in the final proof stage and then…book baby! Probably in April.

Now *that’s* better than a Lego brick to the eye.

And I read…Entangled by @cat_clarke

Sigh. I kind of hate it when books make me cry. But in a good way. It means it got underneath my skin.

Of course, my husband might argue that I sometimes cry at really sappy commercials, but I’m going to ignore that. After all, he’s a mathematician and statistician. What does he know?

I’m trying to read more local (i.e. UK) authors now that I live over here in London. Some time ago I bought Cat Clarke‘s Entangled and I chat with her on Twitter (where she’s quite fab and undoubtedly cooler than I am). Been meaning to read it for ages and finally got around to it.

Great book. You should go read it right now. But have a supply of tissues. I love Grace’s voice in the book. She’s strong but weak and often blind to the truth, but she tries really hard. She wants to do the right thing. Desperately. Too often she believes she’s the person that she sees reflected in the eyes of the boys who take advantage of her.

Haven’t we all been there.

Well, okay, I haven’t exactly been where Grace is (thank goodness) but the spirit is the same. That’s what I like about books like Cat’s. They’re honest and heart wrenching and so so true. Some feelings are universal.

As an aside…even after living here for some months, there are still so many things I have to translate in my head as I read. Biros. Scarpering. English is just different over here. And I may never get used to the extra “u’s” that are all over the place.

Entangled also reminds me that I need to be meaner to Aria, the main character in my current manuscript. I am always entirely too kind in the first draft (*puts on my mean pants*).

Off to write!

On @SaundraMitchell ‘s Vespertine & @MyraMcEntire ‘s Hourglass

Isn't that a great cover??

I’ve had an exciting book week. I finally made it out to the Charing Cross Foyle’s (it’s BIG…used to be, apparently, the biggest in the world…not sure what has the honor now). Saundra Mitchell had told me they had a copy of her book The Vespertine there and sure enough, they did!

I was glad to finally find one. The whole YA market here in the UK is different. Even the bigger bookstores have smaller YA sections than they do in the US (though this Foyle’s had a good-sized section). There’s no chance of finding lots of authors I’m used to seeing on the shelves (me included. *sigh*). You can find “US” books, but mostly just the big authors (Stephenie Meyer, Alyson Noel, etc.). Of course, you *can* much more easily find some great UK authors (like Cat Clarke and Karen Mahoney, etc.).

Got to chat with Neil, the guy at Foyle’s too (he happened to be the one who had ordered Saundra’s book in after having emailed with her). Great guy and I love that he described Saundra as a modern-day Edith Wharton.

I talked up Myra’s debut (which is finally out!!) Hourglass to him as well in the hopes that he could get it in and I (and other people) could buy a copy. Of course, if you’re in the US, you can just run out and pick up a copy. :) Which you should.

I need to check out the Book Depository since I’ve heard they carry lots of books. But I have to admit I’d still much rather go into a physical store and browse around than order something online. There are a few used bookshops around Notting Hill that get me into trouble every time I go in them, but that’s another story…

Hanging out with Victoria @veschwab

So, I had my FIRST visitor since we moved to the UK (well, other than people my husband knows from work) and la! it was Victoria Schwab, a fellow YA writer! She’s on her way home to the States right now (literally, I think her plane just took off), but I got to take her around Portobello Road and show her my flat and all of that yesterday. It was great to visit with her and I’m super excited about her books (The Near Witch, which comes out soon but also especially her next book after that which sounds very amazing and right up my alley).

We had a bit of lunch at Kitchen & Pantry and then mostly walked, stopping off in some bookshops along the way. Oh, and Hummingbird Bakery for cupcakes. The basement of the Comic / Book Exchange up near Notting Hill Gate is particularly dangerous…all the books down there are only 50p (50 pence).Victoria managed to walk away with only one slim volume (she was already out of room in her luggage), but I wound up getting around 10 books for me and The Max.

Victoria and The Max and an original Banksy

At the Kitchen Pantry

Cupcakes!

It was great to visit with another writer for a while. It’s so nice to have a conversation where the other person actually understands what you’re talking about. :)

So, today I wanna tell you about Clive Barker @RealCliveBarker

I’m continuing my series of positive posts…and yeah, I’m talking about that Clive Barker. Depending on your age, you might think of him as the Hellraiser dude. Or perhaps the Abarat guy. Or maybe you just know about him through his art (though you’d have had to practically live in a hole not to hear about the other bits of him, but hey).

It seems a lifetime ago, but back ages and ages ago I interviewed Clive Barker over the telephone for YA Books Central. Heck, it practically was a lifetime ago. It was back in 2004. That was during the time I was quitting my corporate job, right before we completely changed our lives and I left work to write full time and we moved from Florida to Louisville. During the move I also lost about 30 minutes of the recording of the interview, which was a crying shame, since he was such a charming man to talk to.

Anyway, back to Clive. During my years at YABC I interviewed a lot of authors. Since becoming an author myself, I’ve met even more at events like ALA and book fairs. But that one hour conversation with him still holds a magical place in my memory.

You might think from his writings (I mean, come on, Hellraiser? Imajica?) that he’s very dark and probably complex and untouchable. But he wasn’t. Well, I’m sure he’s complex, but he’s very approachable. We chatted. And there I was, really a relative nobody (sure, I’d founded a big YA website, but what does that really mean?) and we talked writing. We talked painting (I dabble in painting myself, though I’m not anywhere near Clive’s level and I’d kill for his studio space. Okay, maybe not kill, but at least seriously maim, especially now that we’ve moved to London.). We talked family. And, of course, his books. Unlike some big famous authors I’ve interviewed in the past, he really didn’t give off the sense that he thought he was better than me or that taking the time to do the interview was beneath him (and Dear Reader, if I EVER give off that vibe, please take me down a peg or three and smack some sense into me).

And besides all of that stuff, he’s just cool. He’s interesting. He’s talented. And he’s nice.

He’s also partly the reason I wound up with my husband. We (me and the hubster, not me and Clive) lived in the same honors dorm at the University of Florida. Tony (my now-hubby) had gone to an IB school and almost my entire floor had gone to school with him. So I had met him briefly. He probably wouldn’t have been anything beyond just another new guy I’d met if it hadn’t been that he and his roommate concocted a plan to meet girls. A not-very-well-thought-out plan. Phase 1 was helping girls move their things into their dorm rooms (sadly, I missed out on this). They schlepped mini refrigerators up long flights of stairs for a week. And collected a lot of phone numbers.

Phase 2 was to invite all the girls they’d met to a movie night in one of the common rooms (and NOT to invite any guys). Literally the two of them and an entire room full of girls watching movies. So, what did they rent?

Hellraiser 1, 2, and 3.

If you just went “um” you’ve hit the nail on the head, but what can I say? They were 18 year old guys. I have no idea what they were thinking. Ask him today and he doesn’t know what they were thinking.

I had never seen a Hellraiser movie. I’d spent the last two years of high school stuck in Mississippi where the closest movie theater was over an hour away. I wound up sitting right in front of Tony and the rest, as they say, is history (for the record, I don’t get scared by movies. Or haunted houses. I drive the people at Six Flags nuts during Fright Fest).

So there. Clive Barker, thank you for that. And thank you for just being a genuinely nice person on top of being such a talented artist.

And today lemme tell you about Shawn Wickersheim (@STWick)

I’m keeping on with my positive posts thingy. Today I’d like to tell you about Shawn Wickersheim, a guy from the writing group I left behind in the Chicago suburbs when I moved to London.

I kind of collect writing groups since I try to find one every time we move and we seem to move a lot. I haven’t found one here in London yet, though I have met some other writers. London is just a really big place. But there I go digressing again…

Shawn is a really cool guy. He’s not published or agented yet (though he totally should be…if any agents are out there reading this that like dark humor and utter mayhem, go check him out, though he definitely doesn’t write for the YA market…), but he’s one heck of a writer. He’s one of the few writers I know who can take a really intense fighting scene and then insert something in it that would make you shoot soda out of your nose if you happened to take a drink at the wrong time.

He’s also an indie film dude and knows tons about movies. I believe his goal last year was to watch one movie every day. And he’s nice and has, on more than one occasion, taken time out of his very busy life to read stuff for me without asking anything in return. Like now, when he’s reading my Super Sekrit This-Project-Really-Needs-A-Code-Name book for me even though he’s got far better things to do. I’m anxious to see what he says since he does dark so well and this is dark for me. Probably just dusky by his standards, but dark for me.

Peeps. You should keep track of this guy. ‘Cause he’s cool. Seriously cool.

And hey, my challenge still stands. Why don’t YOU go out and say something nice about someone today?

So, today, lemme tell you about Kristin Tubb

First off: Some other authors on a SCBWI British listserv I’m on had passed around a link this morning from a blogger who was lambasting the current state of YA and one author in particular (no, not me and no, I’m not going to link to it here because a) while I think there were some good points, it was just really vitriolic and kind of nasty and b) I’ve not even read the author in question, so I can’t really comment on the validity of her statements and c) well, just keep on reading…). It was just the latest hugely negative thing I’ve seen lately. There have been, actually, too many to list, from the supposed YA Mafia to authors blasting bloggers to bloggers blasting authors to…you get the idea. I’m kind of sick of it.

I thought it would be nice to talk about something positive instead. Maybe a whole series of “something positive” posts. Who knows.

So, today, lemme tell you about the awesome Kristin Tubb.

She’s a really awesome author who writes mostly middle grade fiction. Her latest, Selling Hope looks incredible and her first, Autumn Winifred Oliver Does Things Different I was lucky enough to read before it hit shelves. She was also nice enough to read and comment on Sucks to Be Me for me back when it was still called This Bites. Or maybe it was To Suck or Not to Suck back then, I can’t remember.

I’ve never met Kristin in person. I’ve never met a lot of writers that I consider friends in person (conversely, I’ve met some in person that I totally idolize but wouldn’t dare to call myself a friend of). But I know from e-mails and Twitter and Facebook and all of those other things that make up our lives today that she’s just plain one of the nicest people out there, bar none. For heaven’s sake, she used to write Holly Hobbie books (I’m not kidding)!

I appreciate people like that. I hope you do too.

And guess what? You’re in luck. Because you can check out a special sneak peek of Kristin’s next book, The 13th Sign at her blog. I can’t wait to read it.

How it Starts

(Note: Some time back I was toying with some poetry and thinking about doing a book even, but somehow I doubt that I’m going to. So I thought I might post these instead. They aren’t polished — which is generally how I write poetry…since I really write it for myself and not for anyone else. That may not make sense. Hm, let me just say that I generally write poetry when I’m in the moment. And since poetry is something I do for myself without any intention of getting it ready for publication (okay, normally, I should say as I have had a handful of poetry published), they are rough. Which I guess is a long, roundabout way of saying, be kind. These don’t have spit and shine. Anyway, here are three poems for your…erm, not enjoyment, exactly. Your viewing? And I realize as I type them up that the third one really isn’t even finished. But, eh, sometimes that is how it goes. So there you go.)

How it Starts

You see,
that’s how these things start.
One day,
everything normal
crazy routine
And then someone says

“Come here.
Sit down.
We need to talk.”

When really,
there’s nothing to say –
nothing at all.

The word cancer has
so much silence in it.

Fifty-four

My father is 54
as he sits across from me
…smoking a cigarette
That other “c” word
that led to the big C.

“Why stop now?”
he says with a wry grin,
almost like the old days
but it is gone,
vanished behind another puff of smoke.

Six Months

The doctors have
given him
Six Months

Like a gift you are afraid to open
wrapped in promises that won’t be kept.

What is
Six Months?

My head won’t do the math.
What percentage is that of a life

lived?

In Six Months
summer will be the past
and school will have started up all over again

Stolen by Lucy Christopher

So I recently received a review copy of Stolen by Lucy Christopher. It’s her debut novel that Booklist calls “…a complex psychological study that is also a tribute to the hypnotic beauty of the outback…” Darn them. I was totally going to say that.

In all seriousness, this first novel is a lyrical and stunning work with a quiet intensity that builds throughout the novel until you are left at the end wondering where your day went. It’s the story of Gemma, a 16-year-old British teenager who lives in London, who is kidnapped while on holiday with her parents.

But this isn’t a normal abduction and her captor, Ty, is no normal kidnapper. He spirits her away to the remote reaches of the Australian outback, far away from everything and everyone Gemma has ever known. Unlike many of the other abduction stories out there (including Meg Tilly’s Gemma), there is no sexual or physical abuse. What there is, for Gemma, is always the tension and the wondering — is he going to harm her? Can she trust him? What does he want? Why did he take her?

The answer to that last question takes up much of the book. Gemma was not a random victim. If Ty was going to take anyone, it was her.

All of this is set against the dry, dusty backdrop of the wilds of Australia. A place so foreign to Gemma that it might as well be Mars. Ty sees beauty in the land and we (the reader) and Gemma eventually do as well, but it’s a beauty with danger always lurking beneath the surface.

I liked this one quite a bit. It’s told in Gemma’s voice as a letter to her captor, Ty. She’s both strong and weak; in other words: realistic. She reacts to her situation in ways that I think many of us would react. The book explores her captivity and what it does to her, as well as the influences of Stockholm syndrome (where you come to identify and even look up to or love your captor). And it is, above all, a love letter to the wilds of Australia.

The publication date on this one is May 2010 for the US; it looks to have come out elsewhere in May 2009. Check it out. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

Congrats to Myra! (And Egmont)

I’m sooooo happy to announce today (as the cat is out of the bag, so to speak) that my good friend and writing buddy Myra McEntire just got a 2 book deal for her YA novel with Egmont USA. You guys? Are totally going to love it. I mean it. Emerson (Myra’s main character) is a girl that Mina would love to hang with. And she’s short like Serena. And she kicks butt.

So go check her out…the book won’t be out until 2011 (I know, I know, I keep telling you, publishing is a slow business), but you can get to know her now. ‘Cause she’s fun (seriously — check out her blog posts about Edward on a Stick. Yes, that Edward.).

In Remembrance

It’s hard for me to believe that it has been 8 years since 9/11. Like most everyone else that day, I will always remember where I was and how I felt (for the record, I was working at home and after hearing some rumblings over IM from colleagues at work, I turned on the TV around the time the second plane hit. How I felt is harder to describe.).

 Eight years. What’s really amazing about that to me is that the teens that I write for today were only 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 back then. What do I remember from when I was that age? Honestly, not much. Just hazy memories. World events had a way of just passing right through my life back then.

Is it important for today’s teens to understand what 9/11 means to so many people? I think so. It was a cataclysmic event that touched people around the world.  My husband and I traveled to Italy in September a year after 9/11 and everywhere we went, the Italians took time to remember with us when they found out we were American; 9/11 truly affected people around the world. It is part of our collective consciousness now.

David Levithan, an author who is also a New Yorker, has written a book called Love is the Higher Law. It’s about three different teens and what happens to them on that day, in the city that they all love. It’s also about what happens to them immediately afterward as their lives, formerly separate, become entwined. And about how they deal with things long term.

It’s a great book and you should read it. Not just to get a feeling for how 9/11 felt to a teenager that was there, but also because it’s a good story with real, believable characters (as per usual in David’s books).