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On sharing and being me…

I’ve decided to be a bit more, well…me. At least, I’m going to try. It’s quite hard, you see.

Let me explain.

Back before I was a PUBLISHED author (and yes, you should read that in a big booming voice, because that’s how it feels to you before you’re published), I had a blog. In fact, you could call me an early adopter. I’d had a blog for years. The majority of those posts have actually been imported into this blog now (under the category My Old Writing/Personal Blog — it’s all from when I lived in Kentucky and Florida and was writing but not published).

I was interesting (some of the time). Funny, even (not always intentionally). Random people I didn’t know read my blog. But most of all, I was me, warts and all (I don’t literally mean warts, because that would be kind of gross–no offense to anyone who actually has warts or anything–I mean it in a metaphorical kind of way…and here I’ve figured out I should probably just have skipped the warts thing entirely. Oh well.). I didn’t sugarcoat things (much). When I was feeling ambivalent or scared or excited or whatever, that was how I posted. Nowadays, there’s the pressure to put up a good front. We’re not supposed to talk about the bad things (oooooh scary shivers). We’re supposed to put a positive spin on things. We’re not supposed to piss anyone off.

So when I had to share with fans that (some of whom write me on a daily or weekly basis) that my old publisher would not be publishing any more Sucks to Be Me books, I had to do it in as positive a way as possible when, if I’m being honest, I feel really sucky and miserable about it (don’t get me wrong, I love my editor and I don’t blame her at all…it comes down to business decisions and publishing is a business. And they’ve gone back to just publishing their core D&D stuff.). And when I talk about possibly releasing the third book in serialized eBook format myself, I’ve tried not to let on how much that really terrifies me and worries me that it will be a complete waste of time, even if it would make some diehard fans really happy.

Or, on the flip side, when talking about the new book I’m working on, I’m supposed to keep it all close to the vest and not let out too many details. So I’ve talked about my Sekrit Project or the dark thing I’m working on rather than actually coming out and saying, hey, I’m working on a new book. My working title is Ask Me. It’s quite dark, but I’m pretty excited about it. It’s got a girl heroine who starts out really kind of paralyzed by her situation and her otherworldly abilities and it’s got a couple of hunky guys, each of whom may or may not be a murderer. It’s got some funny moments, but mostly it’s dark. I kinda worry that it’s different than what my fans are expecting, but on the other hand, it may open doors to me because, honestly, it’s got a really good hook and could probably be considered really commercial. There’s one big publisher potentially interested in it already based just on the hook alone which, yeah, I didn’t actually share just now, but that’s because even though I’ve decided to share more, I do have to keep some things back and this is the big wild and wooly Internet.

So. Anyway.

I really am going to try and be much more me. There may be more sentence fragments and there’s definitely an excellent chance there will be a plethora of parentheses.

Feel free to ask me any questions. I’d love to answer ‘em. You know, in the spirit of openness and whatnot.

 

Welcome to my new website! (and other news)

So, did you notice anything different? I finally launched my new website! Hope you like it. Notice the pink cat? (Pssstttt….newsletter subscribers will find out why that cat is pink first…) Take a look around and tell me what you think!

You’ll notice I’ve created a new section called Giveaways and Cool Stuff. That’s where you’ll find contests as well as instructions on how to get FREE ahem signed bookplates and temporary tattoos, as well as find out where you could order a Sucks to Be Me T-shirt (and help out an awesome literacy charity at the same time).

Dressing the world in Vampire Squirrels, one fan at a time

Speaking of T-shirts, I hit 1500 followers over on Twitter and have given away my first T-shirt for the Twitter T-Shirt Giveaway! Woot! The shirt went to @PageTurnersBlog and she chose the Vampire Squirrel in navy. Good choice. Can’t wait to see a picture of it!!

The next shirt will be given away at 2000 followers, so get following if you haven’t already!!

There are going to be some really BIG giveaways and promotions coming up, so stay tuned. I’ve got some big plans and I’m very excited!

CroatianIn other news, I found out from a fan in Croatia that, apparently, Sucks to Be Me will be coming out in Croatian soon! I actually signed the contract on that eons ago and hadn’t heard anything else about it, so I wasn’t sure what was going on. Very exciting. They did a cover very similar to the Spanish cover. What do you think? I like it! Can’t wait to see it in person!

The reader said it basically translates as “I Hate to Be Me” which is a pretty good translation, all in all. That was one thing I hadn’t thought of with the title in English — how it translates to other languages!

In personal news, Max had his Harvest Festival today. He was adorable, as per usual. He did pretty good reciting the poem with his class, though he forgot to keep talking towards the end and just did the hand motions. Still, awesome first performance from the little guy!

On serializing (not serial killing)

So. I’m still thinking about serializing the continuation of the Sucks to Be Me series (Sucks to Be Moi). Still waiting to see how the short story goes and what the reception is. So far, 142 people have downloaded it for free from Smashwords and the feedback has been good. Of course, since I have it up there for free, I can’t put it on Amazon (there’s a minimum of 99 cents), which cuts down on how many people see it. And from this weird message I got from Smashwords, I don’t think they approved it for wider distribution onto Barnes & Noble, etc. (apparently, they don’t like serialized fiction?), which is a pain.

As an aside, anyone know of any other places to post short stories that are reputable and also fairly widely used?

I did see an article yesterday about author Omar Tyree who is serializing a novel chapter by chapter. A new chapter will be offered every week for a $1 each or get them all for a $7.95 monthly subscription (with the story being posted over a 3 or 4 month period). I’m curious to see how that will go for him. Of course, he’s been around longer than I have :) and has 19 books under his belt whereas I only have three (counting Cat Girl’s Day Off coming next year! Woot!). He’s also planning on making tweaks to the story based on reader input, which is something I was planning as well. Heck, a character is based on a fan (Astrid, after she won the contest).

I guess my biggest wonder is whether serialized fiction can work for a teenage audience. I’m not planning on charging for each chapter (was instead thinking of splitting the book into three or four chunks and releasing it that way). So, total charge if you bought all the chunks would be $3 or $4 dollars versus however much Omar’s book winds up at (I’m guessing it’ll be around $30 for his by the end). I also wasn’t planning on posting weekly either, though. Since I’m thinking bigger chunks, it would be some time between each. I dunno. I just really dunno what is best or what will actually work and be worthwhile to do (for me and for readers). Sigh.

At any rate, on other things…the designer at my publisher is starting on the Cat Girl book, which I am super excited about. I can’t wait to see what they do. And The Max is at school and I’ve got some writing time. Which I should probably stop taking up by blogging…erm. So, ah, off to write!

(on the darker YA Not-So-Secret-Sekrit Project, if you were wondering)

Sneak Peek: Natalie Ng

Here’s the first in a series of Behind the Scenes profiles of the characters in the forthcoming Cat Girl’s Day Off (Spring 2012). Natalie is the main character in the book and a reluctant heroine if there ever was one. Natalie’s name comes from two sources: one, my lovely niece Natalie W. and two, my Auntie Dora Ng (and her sons, my cousins Doug and Wes). I especially liked “Natalie” since her nickname is “Nat” which rhymes with “cat”…

Don’t forget to check out all the Sneak Peeks!

Sim Nat!

Name: Natalie “Nat” Ng

Age: 16

Height: Negligible, but if you must know, five foot two. Okay, really, like five foot one. And a half.

Build: Small but wiry, though not particularly athletic

Talent: Ability to talk to cats (Class D)

Hair: Short, black, with flippy purple ends

Eyes: Dark brown

Ethnicity: Half-Chinese

Grade: Sophomore

Best Subject: Trigonometry

Best Friends: Oscar Green and Melly Zinsz

A Brief Interview:

Describe yourself in one word.

What? Are you kidding me?

No?

Eh, okay. Ummmm….short.

I understand you can talk to cats. What’s that like?

Who told you that?

Let’s just say I know everything. So, what’s it like? What do cats talk about?

Nothing, really. What do people talk about? I mean, they like tuna a lot more than the average person, but other than that, they’re pretty boring. And really opinionated.

Don’t tell any of them I said that, especially my cat Meep.

What’s it like having two of the smartest people in the world in your immediate family?

What do you think that’s like?

Point Taken. If you could have any super power–

Talent.

Right, Talent. If you could have any Talent in the world, what would you want to have?

Definitely not the one I’ve got. Maybe something cool like my sister Viv. Her levitation thing is pretty neat.

Actually, no, I think I’d like my little sister Emmy’s Talent, to be like a chameleon. Or maybe just be able to go invisible. That would be really useful.

Congrats to @LoveReadingX ! & you wanna be in the story?

Congrats to @lovereadingx, the winner of the random contest I had the other day. :)

In other news, I had a fun idea. Anyone who comments and/or rates the new Sucks to Be Moi short story on Smashwords has a chance at their name being used in the next installment (Part 1) of the story.

So far, nearly 50 people have downloaded the story. How about you?

Sucks to Be Moi (Prelude)

Sucks to Be MoiSo. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve (finally) posted the short story that’s the prelude to the third book in the Sucks to Be Me series. (Read it now! Read it now! … not so subliminal suggestion…)

Woot!

And here’s the cover. What do you think?

The short story features a new character, Astrid, who is based on the real-life Astrid Villareal who won the contest to appear in a short story with Mina.

Sucks to Be Moi: More All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton Smith, teen vampire (Prelude)

The short story actually turned into a prelude for the third book. And here’s the plan…as you might have read, the publisher of the first two books is no longer publishing the series because they’re going back to just D&D. I’m working on other books (like Cat Girl’s Day Off), but I would like to finish Mina’s story (and many of you write me every week asking about it). So…I’m planning on releasing the third book in installments in eBook format (kindle, smashwords, etc.) myself at reasonable prices (Yikes. Words I never thought I would say, but hey, the market is changing).

Of course, this only works if people actually buy it. This prelude story is absolutely free and gives you a taste of what the third book will hold. If you like it, please share it and please let me know. I don’t yet have a date for the first installment of the third book (I’m thinking I’ll probably release it in three or four chunks, each chunk having some type of resolution so you’re not left completely hanging). I’ll be completely transparent and honest here. If no one reads this story (and there’s no feedback or ratings for it indicating people actually like it), I have no reason to go on to write the rest of the book and I’ll just concentrate on writing the other books I have in progress.

So if you want to see more of Mina, it really and truly is up to you.

I hope you enjoy the story.

And so the story begins…(literally)

Today I got to work on the new Mina short story featuring the contest winner, Astrid. It’s really interesting trying to get back into Mina’s head since in between the time I finished up Still Sucks to Be Me and now I’ve been in Nat’s head (Cat Girl’s Day Off) and in Aria’s (my current work-in-progress). All three very different people. I had to pick up one of my shiny new paperback copies of Still Sucks to Be Me to refresh myself.

Of course, it’s actually harder to get back into first person, present tense than it is to get back into Mina’s head. It’s just such a different way of writing.

Anyway, I’m 1600 words into the new story which isn’t *just* a short story. I’d say it’s also the start of the third book (wherever or however that’s going to go in the long run I dunno, but we’ll see). And, just for you…here’s a tiny little sneak peek at the very first bit:

Myth: Vampires keep to themselves.
Truth: Hey, we’re as friendly as the next fanged bloodsucker.

I hate airports. Actually, I hate airport security. I especially hate that point where you have to empty your pockets of everything, step through some weird time-machine looking contraption, and smile politely or risk being frisked by total strangers. But mostly I hate the part where everyone takes off their shoes.

Having a vampire-ized supersniffer really, really, really sucks sometimes.

This Playlist Brought to You By Melancholy and Angst

So. Remember how I’ve always said how I don’t listen to music while I write? Well, scratch that. This book, in fact, is becoming more and more musical by the day. I’d had a bit (kind of late on) where music was in a bit of the plot and my new agent made a suggestion that made perfect sense to me. Music (and hiding within it) is actually *very* important to this character. From the beginning.

What I’ve got here is a girl who feels very alone and the music is something that sustains her through the day. It’s another way she hides from others. It’s a curtain or a veil between her and everyone else.

Come on. We’ve all had those days, haven’t we? Where the pulsating drum beat in our ears is more real to us than our own heart beats? Where the lyrics take the place of conversation…where you can see their lips move, but what you’re hearing is the music, not the voices.

I’ve been asking people on Twitter for good song suggestions. Angsty, melancholy, you-against-the-world, lonely kind of stuff. Maybe ethereal too. I don’t see this girl as a heavy metal fan. If you’ve got one, I’d love to hear it.

Here’s the playlist as it is developing so far:

  1. Solitude by Evanescence
  2. Cold, Cold Heart by Norah Jones
  3. July Flame by Laura Veirs
  4. Real Love as sung by Regina Spektor
  5. All the Same to Me by Anya Marina
  6. Sullen Girl by Fiona Apple
  7. Tower of Song by Leonard Cohen (though, yeah, the character probably wouldn’t have heard of him)
  8. Studying Stones by Ani DiFranco
  9. Circle by Edie Brickell (probably too old, but still)
  10. Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing by Chris Isaak
  11. Beautiful by Christina Aguilera
  12. Hey Pretty by Poe
  13. Losing Hope by Jack Johnson
  14. The Shining by Badly Drawn Boy
  15. Mr. King by Nerina Pallot
  16. Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri
  17. Truth by Alexander
  18. Escape Myself by Nouvelle Vague

 

And I’m going to be adding to this as I go. Here’s hoping I don’t drive my husband crazy. He’s more of a Blues man.

 

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Harley and Grace

Grace, about to pounce an unsuspecting Harley

Seeing as how the cat is out of the bag now about my new book…

I had an idea.

Yeah, I know. Dangerous.

While I’m really excited that Cat Girl’s Day Off is coming out in Spring 2012 rather than in, say, Fall 2012, Spring still seems like an awfully long time away. I know that it’ll actually be here before I know it (um, hey, is it really June? Almost the end of June? And have I really been living in London for like 6 months now??) but at the same time it feels like forever since I started working on the idea.

Actually, I just checked and the original kernel of the idea was written down in July 2008. It’s changed and morphed a lot since then and I didn’t actually start really writing it until November 2009 (according to Word…at least, that’s when I created the original file). So, yeah. Cat Girl’s been on my mind for a while. And I want you to get to know the characters too (especially Oscar. I admit it. I love Oscar.).

So. The idea. Every month until the book comes out (whenever that will be in Spring 2012), I’ll be posting a Behind the Scenes look at one of the characters or something to do with the story. There will be some deleted bits from the book, character bios, that kind of thing. If you have questions as things come out, let me know (I’ll tell you what I can without giving away the story).

I’ll be notifying newsletter subscribers of each bit as it posts or you can just keep an eye on the blog (or on the page I’ll be creating for the book). Hope you enjoy!

Noir me, Baby

I was a weird teenager.

No, really.

From the time I could read (and talk my mom into taking me to the public library), I went through seriously intense book adoration phases. I didn’t just read a book on a topic or “like” an author…I devoured everything to do with said topic or said author. And I seriously mean EVERYTHING. Did you know that Louis L’Amour wrote over 120 books? I read every single one of them when I was fifteen (and no offense to Mr. L’Amour, but quite a few of them are essentially the same story with different characters).

My interests were far reaching (as evidenced by my foray into cowboy literature read primarily by middle-aged men) and literally knew no bounds.

One of those phases was a Mickey Spillane one. And I don’t mean just the Mike Hammer books either. My two favorites, that I read and re-read until they were dogeared beyond recognition (and I still own, by the way…I couldn’t get rid of the ratty old paperbacks even now, not even when I had to purge over half my book collection when we moved to London) were The Deep and The Delta Factor.

Why?

I don’t really know. Goodness knows they are rife with violence and have, ahem, antiquated & stereotypical views of women (to say the least). Would I recommend that thirteen and fourteen year olds pick them up and read them like I did? Eh, I dunno. Of course, in today’s world, the violence in them seems really quaint compared to the majority of the movies and TV shows that we all watch on a daily basis.

There was just something about them. Something primal. And fast, lordy, they were fast reads. They are slim volumes, probably half the size of the books that I write (and I write for teens, which historically have been shorter than adult novels…okay, unless you’re J. K. Rowling or Robert Jordan or Stephenie Meyer). I could read them in about an hour. And I did. One after the other, like so much literary candy.

In fact, sitting here typing this…I really wish I had those books in front of me right now (our stuff is still in storage in Chicago).

What books do that for you? Take you away, wring you out, and bring you back?

If you’re wondering why I was thinking about this today, it’s because I posted up a “new” free short story for download (One of the Boys) and it’s one I wrote years ago during a Spillane-ish writing phase. I even found a home for it (which was hard, since noir-ish fiction hasn’t really been in demand for a long while) at Hardboiled magazine back in 2004. Reading it again brought it all back to me.

Man, just looking through potential cover images over at iStockPhoto was like a blast from the past. There are some amazing photos over there (just look up noir). I finally settled on this one guy because I liked the craggy lines of his face, even though the main character in the story probably has a much weaker chin (he’s that kind of guy).

Anyway, any Spillane or Hammett fans out there?

Win a short story featuring YOU & Mina from Sucks to Be Me!

So, the paperback release of Still Sucks to Be Me is coming up (according to Amazon & Barnes & Noble, it is July 12th) and that means I gotta celebrate, right? Which really means I gotta do something fun for my readers. I thought I’d do something a little different from the normal giveaways that I’ve done before.

Yep, that’s right…you can win a custom, completely new short story from me featuring YOU and Mina (and other characters from the books). We’re not talking some cookie cutter story where I just plug in a name. Nope, it’s not written yet and won’t be until a winner is picked. I’ve honestly got no idea what I’ll even write (it’ll depend on YOU and how you answer some questions…). I’ll stick the story up on Smashwords as well so the whole world can read it and YOU can help continue Mina’s story.

So, whaddaya gotta do to win?

To enter, buy a copy of Still Sucks to Be Me in ANY format (hardcover, paperback, audio book, ebook, etc.) and e-mail me proof of purchase (a picture of you with the book somewhere other than a bookstore :) or a receipt or whatever). If you already own a copy, that’s fine (and hey, thanks!). If you want an EXTRA entry, publicize this contest on Facebook or Twitter or your blog and e-mail me (kim at kimberlypauley dot com) the link so I know.

Grand Prize: YOU in a freshly written short story featuring Mina & other characters from the Sucks to Be Me novels plus a signed bookplate for your book(s) & an assortment of Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me temporary tattoos.

Second Prize: A Sucks to Be Me T-shirt of your choice

Consolation Prizes: (10 awarded) Signed bookplate & an assortment of Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me temporary tattoos and, hey, my undying gratitude for being a reader :)

Entries must be received by July 31, 2011. This contest is open worldwide.