Here’s some awesome fan fiction from Dylan!
I’m having such fun reading these!
Myth: Vampires have a future
Truth: Well… Maybe. Or Probably Not. Maybe. Okay, well, unless we run into a stake.
I (Mina) still think vampires don’t have a future. Vampires live forever. For humans, tomorrow is tomorrow, a new day they will be looking forward to live. But for us, tomorrow is like, well, today. We live everyday the same way. We wake up, shower, take a breath mint—oh duh, we don’t even sleep now. See? Humans can sleep, but we can’t.
And I’ll look young forever! And no, the exclamation mark behind Forever! is not exciting or content. It is a groan. A groan that says that ‘I’ll live forever and look all ‘high-schooled’ when Serena and Nathan and Miss Twitter and whoever I knew are gonna be aging rapidly.’ Serena and Nathan are probably gonna get married by the age of thirty (If they’re still together for the best and I dunno what Miss Twitter’s gonna do… Hopes she meets a good guy someday) and have kids. Maybe tons and tons of kids. And their whole family would look like a baseball team. Me and George? Well, I don’t even know where to begin…
Oh, but maybe we can have babies… You know, like Edward what’s-his-face and Bella Swan in Twilight. But I’ve seen the trailer of the movie and crap, I don’t wanna be like Bella Swan. Can you believe it? Your own baby is going to crush you to dead. Gosh. Okay, if I really want a baby, I don’t think that we are even allowed. (Hello? Vampire Council?)
Will I have a future? And even if I do, when? When the world ends? When Uncle Mortie stops chomping hot dogs and burgers? I wanna look older (okay,maybe not too old) and have a family with tons of babies (like the imaginary image of the future Serena) some day with Geroge. But I already make my choice. So I think there’s no turning back.
See? This is why it still totally sucks to be me.























