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Friends & Family Sale!

Cat Girl's Day OffI am so excited to share with you the news that the publisher of Cat Girl’s Day Off is having a Friends and Family sale in honor of the one year anniversary of the book (plus the release of some other new and AWESOME multicultural books). Can you believe it’s been out there a year? Heh, me either.

To receive 35% off plus free shipping, visit www.leeandlow.com and use discount code FAMILY at checkout.

*NOTE: For those outside the US, unfortunately they are unable to offer free shipping. Please use discount code FRIENDS at checkout for 35% off. C’mon, that’s still pretty awesome.

But act fast…the sale is only on until April 19th!!

If you’ve been thinking about buying the book but haven’t yet (for whatever reason…hey, I won’t judge), now is the time. Go buy it NOW!

On a personal note, I would really, really appreciate it if you bought my book. And I really think you’d love the other Tu books. We need more multicultural diversity in our lives, don’t we? Hey, and how about more talking pink cats?? I’m looking at you, family and friends…

New Year, New Stuff! Plus…Sucks to Be Me 3 News!

 

Hello! (Hang on, this is gonna be a long post, but there’s lots of big stuff so read on…)

Well. It’s February. 2013. Where did last year go? Me, I’m just happy to be here and I don’t say that lightly. We had a crazy end of the year – or, actually, start of the new year. On New Year’s Day we had a fire in the house.

First off, let me assure you that we’re all okay and that there was no permanent damage done. My husband was able to put it out right after it started. But, it was a close call, one of those twisty twist of fate type of things.

IF it had happened at night, there’s a good chance I wouldn’t be here right now.  None of us would. The electrician who came after told us we ought to buy a lottery ticket because if the fire had gone on for 2 minutes more it would have hit the main circuit box (or whatever that thingy is called) and the whole house would have gone, likely taking us with it. Our smoke alarm hadn’t even gone off before my husband got the fire out. Yay, hero hubby!

IF it had happened on a normal non-holiday Monday, none of us would have been home and we would have come back to the charred remains of everything we own. I have no idea what we would have done. All our family is in the US.

But here I am. I don’t want to make too much of it as everything did turn out as well as it possibly could have, but I do feel like it was a reminder of how short and fragile life is. And a reminder to move on and get going and get moving and get…doing!

So, that said, lemme tell you what else is going on and what my plans are for this year. Last year was a bit of a wash, writing-wise (other than the release of Cat Girl’s Day Off). I had health issues (nausea! migraines! oh my!), we moved house, and…well, life. I won’t bore you with details. I did finish a book last year (Ask Me), happily.

And I also wrote quite a bit on Mina #3, which I know many of you are waiting for news on. So…I’ve got good news and bad news on that.

Bad news first. Brace yourselves. I’ve tossed the greater portion of what I wrote on book 3 last year. Before you scream at me, please know that I haven’t done that lightly. For various reasons, it was best to do so. It just wasn’t doing Mina justice. It wasn’t the story I needed to tell or how I needed to tell it. It just wasn’t right. Sometimes those things happen. Horrible and frustrating, I know — and not just for me, but for you.

Okay. Whew. Still here? Now for the good news.

Starting this week on Friday, February 8th, I will be releasing via my newsletter the first four chapters of the book (disclaimer: obviously, these haven’t been copy edited…). At the end, there will be two or three choices and instructions for subscribers to vote on the next course of action for Mina and/or other characters to take. Kind of a Choose Your Own Adventure kind of thing (remember those?).

I will then be taking your votes and writing the next chapter or chapters. In two weeks time, the additional chapter or chapters will be sent out to newsletter subscribers with another vote to make on story direction. And so on.

VERY IMPORTANT: I manage my newsletter through Vertical Response. After you sign up, they will auto-generate a verification email. YOU MUST RESPOND to this to get the newsletter. If you have issues with this, please send me an email at kim@kimberlypauley.com and I will forward it to them. Thanks!

Here are the answers to what I anticipate will be the frequently asked questions about this:

Why every two weeks? Why not tomorrow??

I have other writing commitments that I have to keep. And, besides, I have to allow some time for the votes to be made & tallied and then I have to write it in between those other commitments. I’m hoping I can keep the two-week schedule but I’ll be honest…if I hit a deadline, this will be the thing that, by necessity, slips.

You’re seriously going to write what we tell you to?

Um, yep. That said, I’m not allowing write-in votes so there aren’t going to be any “Mina meets an alien, falls in love, and moves to Mars” plot lines going on. I’ll give you two or three possible directions that you can vote on. I’ve already taken into consideration the feedback people have given to questions I previously posted.

Is this really free?

Yep. However, you have to be a newsletter subscriber to get the chapters sent to you. When the entire thing is done, I’ll get it all nicely formatted, have a cover image made, perhaps a spot of editing…and put it up as an eBook (Kindle, Nook, etc.) and possibly also as a “real” physical book as well (depending on interest) and everyone will have an opportunity to purchase it if they like in it’s final form.

Is there anything I can do to support this?

Absolutely! 1) Tell everyone you know about it and get them to sign up too, if they want to read the story. 2) Vote as early as you can, so I can get started writing as soon as I can. 3) I’d love it if you buy a copy of any of my current books out for sale (especially Cat Girl’s Day Off). Any sales do help. :)

What do I need to do now?

If you haven’t already, go sign up for the newsletter RIGHT NOW. If you’re coming into this late and you want to get the past chapters, e-mail me and I’ll send everything to date to you (if there wind up being a ton of requests for this, I’ll figure out a better system).

Are there any catches?

Potentially, yes. While I’m not expecting mass floods of people signing up for my newsletter to get the third Sucks to Be Me book, I’m also not going to keep writing it if there’s only like 10 people reading it (and yes, I can tell how many people open up newsletter emails…ah, the wonders of the Internet!). As much as I’d love those 10 people for following the story, I’ve got lots of other things I could be working on. So, please do spread the word. Share! Tweet! Shout it from the roof tops!

Oh, and by the way…frequent voters may see their names used in the story for characters…

Twitter Milestone Giveaway

An example of a shirt. This could be yours. You could be stylin'

Hey. You people. Tweeple. Guess what? I am less than a hundred followers away from 5000. I consider that a milestone. Don’t you? (maybe it’s the whole base 10 thing…) Anyway, I normally give away a t-shirt whenever I hit another 500 followers but THIS time, I think I should do something BIG.

So. When I hit 5000 followers, I’m gonna give away a Twitter Milestone Prize Pack:

  • A copy of EACH of my books (Sucks to Be Me, Still Sucks to Be Me, and Cat Girl’s Day Off)
  • Book swag (bookmarks, tattoos, stickers, oh my!)
  • A t-shirt (your choice of design, size and color)
  • A 30 minute Skype Video chat (with you and your friends or your class or at your library, whatever)
  • PLUS original artwork by ME (a painting of a cat–I’ll ask you what colors and paint it for you all custom-like)

Is that epic enough for you? This is open internationally (heck, I’m all international). Winner will be chosen from among my Twitter followers once I hit the 5000 mark (not sure how yet, but I’ll figure out some random way of doing it…unless you all think it would be more fair to have an entry form or something?).

So. If you haven’t followed me yet, what are you waiting for?

Follow Rufus. Win a Rufus T-Shirt. Wear Rufus. Make Rufus Happy.

RufusIn honor of Rufus Brutus the Third taking over the Cat Girl’s Day Off Twitter, he’s giving away a Rufus Brutus the Third Cat Girl’s Day Off T-shirt.

Your choice of style, color, and size (in fact, you can even request the text to say something in particular unless you want it to say “Rufus Loves Dogs” because he just won’t allow that.). Rufus does insist whoever wins MUST take a picture in the shirt and send it to him (personally, I think he just wants to see his face on your body and he’s annoyed that someone bought a Purr Daddy T-shirt instead of a Rufus one).

So. Rufus says: Enter now, human! You’re wasting my time just sitting here. I have a nap I need to get to.

Giveaway is open internationally and to all lovers of books and cats. Or the color pink.
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Wanna win Pourquoi Moi? (Sucks to Be Me in French!)

Pourquoi Moi?Would you like to win a copy of the French translation of Sucks to Be Me? I’m giving away a SIGNED copy of Pourquoi Moi? Open internationally (but of course!)

I’d been seeing some reviews pop up of the book (in French! Which I am horrible at! Tres mal! Though as far as I can translate, the reviews have been pretty good) and was looking at the copies I have that the publisher (Castelmore) sent me and thinking Aha, I should give one away! So here we are. :)

This giveaway will run until the end of the month (May 31). Good luck! Bonne chance!
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Cat Girl T-Shirts

What will the tshirts say?Okay. Guys. Guys. I need help with the t-shirt slogans. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far. All of them will say “Cat Girl’s Day Off” somewhere and probably either a QR code (would that work on a t-shirt or would it be weird?) or a URL plus a picture of a cat (maybe a silhouette of a cat or the cat from the cover).

  • When the kitty litter hits the fan, get out of the way.
  • What pink cat?
  • Rufus Brutus the Third does not approve.
    (this one would definitely use the Rufus picture from the front of the book or a similar picture of a Scottish Fold cat)
  • Never trust a cat.
  • When the kitty litter hits the fan, humans get out of the way.

Suggestions from Comments:

  • Bow Down to Your Kitty Leader (Linda)
  • Cats Rule the World (Linda)
  • Catastic (Linda)
  • Curiousity Won’t Kill This Cat (Christina)
  • Cat’s Really Do Make All the Difference (Christina)
  • Rufus Brutus the Third Approves (Christina) — with a paw print of approval
  • Frick on a Stick (Diana)

Any other ideas? What’s your vote? Potentially there could be a few designs (kinda like the Sucks to Be Me shirts). And if YOU suggest a new slogan that everyone loves then YOU get a free shirt. So put on your thinking caps!

PS If you want to know more about the book, you can find out here (it might help you come up with something). Oh, and here’s the cover if you haven’t seen it:

And here’s kinda the style I’m thinking for some of them:

Yo, Librarians! I love you like a cat loves tuna.

Librarians Rule!Okay, if you’ve known me for any length of time you know that I seriously dig librarians. I love ‘em. They were kind to me when I was a kid (allowing me to check out WAY more books at a time than I was allowed at one time), they were kind to me when my first book came out (love you, ALA attendees!), and they’ve been just wonderful and supportive.

So I like to give back.

Librarians, if you order a copy of Cat Girl’s Day Off for your library (or one is ordered because of you…not really sure how these things work), let me know. I’ll give you your choice of:

  1. A half hour Skype visit wherein I’ll talk to you (if that’s whatcha want) or a group of library patrons. Can be a Q&A session or “What it’s like to be a writer” or just a friendly chat. I’m open! (Check out what librarians have had to say about previous Skype visits I’ve done)
  2. A t-shirt to give away (or keep…yanno, whatever)
  3. A one month email writing mentorship of one of your library teens
  4. A big ‘ol packet of book swag.
  5. Or…? This is a squeaky shiny new idea so I’d love suggestions. As a librarian, what would YOU want?

This is open to any library anywhere in the world. Suggestions, ideas, notifications that you want to take me up on it…just email me at kim@kimberlypauley.com!

All the ways to win (or buy)…Cat Girl’s Day Off!

So. It’s here.  YOU can actually go and BUY the book. RIGHT NOW.

I’ll wait right here.

In all seriousness, I am super excited that the time has finally come. CAT GIRL is out there in the world. People are reading it. People I’ve never ever met are laughing at silly cat jokes because of me. That makes me inordinately happy.

I do hope you’ll go out and buy a copy for yourself. Or a friend. Or that lady down the street with all the cats that kind of freaks you out a little because she’s always muttering about how she needs to buy more tuna and she smells kind of funny. She could probably use a good laugh.

And if you do buy a copy), remember that I’ll send you a letter and a signed bookplate (no, I’m not kidding). If you don’t see the book in your local store on the shelf, please ask them to order it (especially since B&N isn’t stocking it by default and Borders doesn’t even exist anymore). I will seriously love you forever (still not kidding). In fact, hey, are you a bookseller? Let me know if you carry any of my books in your store and I will be OVERJOYED to send you signed bookplates and swag. Anywhere in the world. For reals.

And I’ve got a special deal for librarians too (check it out)!

You can buy Cat Girl’s Day Off online too, of course: directly from Lee & Low | Amazon | Barnes & Noble | IndieBound (find a local store!) and for international folks (of which I am one) there’s always the lovely Book Depository (FREE worldwide shipping!)! For ebook-ish people, there’s Amazon Kindle | Barnes & Noble Nook | iTunes | Google eBookstore

AND because I love you so much (and my publisher does too, because I’ve told them all about how awesome you are), there are also some fun chances to WIN a copy of Cat Girl’s Day Off (I’ll update this list as new ones pop up).

  • NEW! Get thee on over to Novel Novice for a chance to win a t-shirt or a book (international)
  • CLOSED! Over at iLive, iLaugh, iLoveBooks there’s a chance to win a book (international!).
  • CLOSED! Check out My Words Ate Me for another chance to win the book (international)!
  • CLOSED! At BriMeetsBooks you can win a copy (enter by May 7) and also find out about Bri’s lovely cats.
  • CLOSED! Head on over to the Enchanted Inkpot for a special interview with me and my lovely editor Stacy, as well as a chance to win the book!
  • CLOSED! The Conscious Cat has an ARC to give away (and a lovely review). Just comment and win! Closes April 27th.
  • CLOSED! Sharon Loves Cats (and Books and Zombies too) is giving away an ARC. All you gotta do is comment to win it!
  • CLOSED! Easton West (the celebrity blogger from the book) has taken over the Lee & Low blog. Comment to win a copy!
  • CLOSED! The Book Cricket says “You Want to Read It!” and has a copy up for grabs. All you gotta do is leave a comment by April 22nd to enter to win (you should go over there anyway to check out their review because it gives me the warm fuzzies AND she had the good sense to name her cat Gracie).
  • CLOSED! BooksYALove loved it too and her cat Max has a copy to give away to one lucky commenter by April 16th (Max the cat interviews Rufus Brutus the Third from the book for the giveaway…another great cat name!).
  • CLOSED! And…my editor, Stacy Whitman, subjected her cats to public humiliation in the name of a contest. Caption this photo to enter to win a copy of the book! Gotta do it by Monday, April 9th, so think fast (and think funny)

Last updated: Thursday, April 26th

A giveaway! Because I *tried* to give books to a library today…

Sucks to Be MeStill Sucks to Be MeSo. I was feeling altruistic and well, I dunno. Happy? Max’s birthday party is tomorrow, which is sure to be an outright orgy of presents. I thought I’d give something away today to kinda karmically (is that a word?) counteract that. So I stopped by my local library here in Kensington on Ladbroke Grove and told ‘em I’d love to donate a set of my books to the library (the first two, since CAT GIRL’S DAY OFF isn’t out yet and I only have one copy right now and heck if I was feeling *that* giving).

But they couldn’t take them.

Apparently, with the budgetary changes and whatnot to the library system here, all books are now purchased and processed through some centralized system. And they don’t take donations at all.

I’m not gonna comment on that whole situation. The funding state of the library system here and in the US (and heck, probably everywhere) is depressing as all get out. I know librarians are doing the best they can. But it did make me sad.

BUT. Their loss is your gain. Wanna win a set of my first two books (Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me)? Enter here! And yes, this is open internationally.

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Kirkus and something special for Pre-Orders & First Week-ers.

Oh. My.

Firstly…I am SO super excited and SO completely overwhelmed that Kirkus Reviews actually really liked Cat Girl’s Day Off. I probably shouldn’t admit that, but I am (they are, after all, known for their snark and as much as I love snark, I don’t so much love it if it’s directed at something I wrote). But…LOOK (!):

“Natalie Ng, gifted with the Talent of being able to communicate with cats, embarks on an impetuous adventure as a movie riffing off film classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is filmed at her Chicago-area high school.

Natalie comes from a Talented family, but her two sisters and her parents all possess high-grade Talents such as blending like a chameleon, knowing when people are lying or having an ultrasensitive sense of smell. Still, Nat’s unique ability to understand cats means she’s the only one to hear celebrity blogger Easton’s cat screaming for help because his owner has been kidnapped and replaced with a look-alike. Since there’s no one else ready and able to rescue Easton, Nat and her pair of slightly off-beat friends take on the job. This leads to one perilous situation after another, many of them featuring the italicized thoughts—appropriately laconic and snarky—of the various cats that Nat seeks out for help. Her bumpy budding romance with classmate Ian adds an amusing love interest to the mix. The fantasy elements, solidly grounded in an otherwise real world, seem ever-so-believable. Lively conversation, strong characterizations and a fast pace make this a breezy read. The funny feline thoughts are catnip for the audience.

A worthwhile adventure and an easy sell for feline fanciers who already know what their pets are saying.”

I could hyperventilate. Seriously. So excited. Did I say that already? Um, yeah. Add that to the lovely blurbs I got from Alex Flinn and Saundra Mitchell and I’m just really, really happy. NOW…if people’ll just buy the book (so I can write more) I will be even MORE excited (not sure that’s possible, honestly).

In all seriousness, if you are planning to buy the book and can buy it the first week it’s released or pre-order it, I will be positively overjoyed. First week/month sales are absolutely KEY to a book’s long-term success these days. Please, pretty please, if you don’t see it in your local store…ask for it. I will kiss you when I meet you. Okay, maybe I’ll just give you a hug or, if you’re opposed to inappropriate physical contact with more-or-less total strangers, I’ll just jump up and down and squeal.

You know what? Anyone who pre-orders the book (online or off) OR buys it the first week and sends me proof (email receipt or photo or whatever to kim at kimberlypauley dot com plus your name/address), I will send you a signed, personalized bookplate and a personal letter (heck, if you have a question about the book or for a particular character, I’ll write you a response to it) plus some Sucks to Be Me book swag. I’m no John Green (but who is? Well, other than John Green himself.) and I can’t sign books ahead of time (especially when they’re somewhere in the US and I’m over here in the UK), but I can do this. Heck, I’ll even write you a poem if you want. Just for you.

Because you know I love you guys.

Maybe not as much as I love Kirkus right now…no, wait, I love you guys more (don’t tell Kirkus).

P.S. I know this is kind of an insane idea. What if thousands of you take me up on this and I’m writing letters until next year? Well, you know what? That’s okay with me. I can lay in a supply of stationery and Sharpies.

P.P.S. Yes, this is open internationally.

IMPORTANT NOTICE! Regarding iPad Contest…Please Read!

If you have entered or plan to enter the iPad contest, please read this entire message.

It has come to my attention that a number of people have incorrectly received points in the iPad Contest by posting YouTube videos that did not meet the contest requirements. I at first thought this was restricted to a few videos but have since figured out that it is more widespread than I had originally thought.

The contest rules clearly state that entrants can receive “200 entries for posting a YouTube video about my books.” This was for a couple of reasons: 1) that the videos be relevant to the promotion of my books (after all, that’s why authors do contests like this), and 2) that the videos not simply be “contest spam” because I truly do abhor spam (as it also states on the contest page).

I had viewed a random sampling of videos during the contest period and found some really cool submissions about the books (thanks, Guys!) but (and this is my own fault) I did not keep up with viewing each of the videos because I got caught up in launching a new website (ReaditandLaugh.com) and taking care of a very sick three year old (The Max, who had over a 103 fever off and on for over a week but is finally now starting to feel better). I discovered yesterday that many of the posted videos did not mention the books (or even myself as an author or anything at all other than “iPad”) at all and were pretty much just very “spammy” videos.

I want to be very transparent here because I feel that everyone entering the contest deserves that. I also want to be as fair as possible, especially to those people that truly earned the 200 points each for YouTube videos that followed the contest rules. I just wish I had realized this sooner so that I could have responded more quickly. Here is what I am doing, effective immediately:

  • I am going to give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that anyone who posted a video that did NOT adhere to the contest guidelines (namely, talking about the books), did so through a misunderstanding of the contest rules and award them 25 points per video (NOT the 200 each that videos that *did* adhere to the guidelines get). This is also intended to acknowledge that, while the videos did not meet the contest guidelines, they did take work on the part of the person who created them.
  • I have modified the automatic awarding of YouTube video points to 25 per video so that any newly submitted videos can only earn that many UNLESS YOU EMAIL ME and I manually review the video, confirm it meets the guidelines, and manually award you the remaining 175 points.
  • I am extending the contest end date to November 1,2011 at 11:59 PM GMT to allow myself the time to go through all the submissions (which is no easy task, as the contest software does a lot of things automatically behind the scenes). Point totals may change during this time as I go through and adjust the points according to this new schedule.

I apologize for this misunderstanding and hope you will bear with me as I get this sorted out. If you have any questions, please email me and I will do my best to answer them. In the meantime, everyone now has an extra day to enter and qualify for the contest. Good luck to you!