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And here’s to the winner!

So, yanno, I wound up staying up until after midnight last night just so I could see who the winner of the iPad contest was going to be (okay, I was also trying to figure out how to get my hubby’s iPad to work with Dropbox and Pages so I could maybe use it while I’m out and about instead of lugging my laptop around since my laptop now has the battery life of…um…I can’t think of anything that short. Except me. But not my attention span, my height. Though one might argue that I’ve now digressed so fully from my topic that my attention span must also not be very good. Therefore, I am short all the way around. Who am I to complain about my poor maligned laptop?)

Anyway. That’s what I looked like last night.

I don’t know why, but I was SO nervous about clicking the little button that would make the contest software pick the winner. I was stressed. But I did it. And poof! The winner is a lady named Jacquie. So, congrats to Jacquie! Woot! Woot!

I learned some lessons with this giveaway. On the whole it was fun. My absolute favorite part was seeing the extra point submissions of fan art and fan fiction (which, by the way, I am always overjoyed to see). Totally LOVED all of that. Didn’t so much love the bit of drama at the end with the points and YouTube stuff. People were nice about it. Hopefully everyone understood I wanted to be fair to everyone (and, weirdly enough, the lady who won just had 520 points, not anywhere near the top of the leaderboard but that’s random for you).

So, anywho, congrats again to the winner. And a BIG thank you to everyone who participated. I <3 you guys.

Congrats to @LoveReadingX ! & you wanna be in the story?

Congrats to @lovereadingx, the winner of the random contest I had the other day. :)

In other news, I had a fun idea. Anyone who comments and/or rates the new Sucks to Be Moi short story on Smashwords has a chance at their name being used in the next installment (Part 1) of the story.

So far, nearly 50 people have downloaded the story. How about you?

Winners of the Custom Short Story Contest…

Hey! The Max has picked the winners for the Still Sucks to Be Me short story contest! I did it the old fashioned way this time…I put everyone’s name on a slip of paper (additional slips for any extra entries), mixed them up, put them in a bowl, had The Max close his eyes and then pick out the winners.

So.

I am SUPER excited to announce that the grand prize winner of the contest is Astrid! Woot! And what a cool name!

Astrid!

So, I’ll be sending off a questionnaire to Astrid for her to complete and then I can figure out what I’m gonna write about! No idea yet…

Now then…the second prize T-shirt goes to…Loic! I wonder which one he’ll pick…

And because I love ya’ll (look, I said ya’ll…I must be channeling Myra McEntire), EVERYONE who entered this contest gets a consolation prize (Signed bookplate & an assortment of Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me temporary tattoos). So if you entered this one, check your email for details.

Congrats to everyone!! And thank YOU so much!

PS If possible, I’ll be working some of the other entrant’s names into the story as well…we’ll see…probably just in passing, but you never know!

Win a short story featuring YOU & Mina from Sucks to Be Me!

So, the paperback release of Still Sucks to Be Me is coming up (according to Amazon & Barnes & Noble, it is July 12th) and that means I gotta celebrate, right? Which really means I gotta do something fun for my readers. I thought I’d do something a little different from the normal giveaways that I’ve done before.

Yep, that’s right…you can win a custom, completely new short story from me featuring YOU and Mina (and other characters from the books). We’re not talking some cookie cutter story where I just plug in a name. Nope, it’s not written yet and won’t be until a winner is picked. I’ve honestly got no idea what I’ll even write (it’ll depend on YOU and how you answer some questions…). I’ll stick the story up on Smashwords as well so the whole world can read it and YOU can help continue Mina’s story.

So, whaddaya gotta do to win?

To enter, buy a copy of Still Sucks to Be Me in ANY format (hardcover, paperback, audio book, ebook, etc.) and e-mail me proof of purchase (a picture of you with the book somewhere other than a bookstore :) or a receipt or whatever). If you already own a copy, that’s fine (and hey, thanks!). If you want an EXTRA entry, publicize this contest on Facebook or Twitter or your blog and e-mail me (kim at kimberlypauley dot com) the link so I know.

Grand Prize: YOU in a freshly written short story featuring Mina & other characters from the Sucks to Be Me novels plus a signed bookplate for your book(s) & an assortment of Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me temporary tattoos.

Second Prize: A Sucks to Be Me T-shirt of your choice

Consolation Prizes: (10 awarded) Signed bookplate & an assortment of Sucks to Be Me and Still Sucks to Be Me temporary tattoos and, hey, my undying gratitude for being a reader :)

Entries must be received by July 31, 2011. This contest is open worldwide.

Live in the US? Want a signed bookplate? In the next 3 weeks?

So, I’m going to be visiting family and attending a wedding in US for the next 3 weeks or so. Dunno if you’d noticed, but I’d taken down the page on my website with the whole “free signed bookplate!” thing because trying to figure out how to get people to send an SASE to London from the US just, eh, wasn’t worth the headache. Heck, I have no idea what the postage would be!

Anyway, IF you’d like a signed bookplate AND you live in the US/Canada (if you live somewhere else, send me a note too and we’ll see what we can work out…I’ve got to figure out something long term, but I dunno what the solution is yet), send me an e-mail (kim at kimberlypauley dot com) by March 19th and I’ll get one out to you (as well as some temporary tattoos) while I’m in the country. Please include the address you want it sent to AND the name you’d like it signed to (if you want it signed to a particular name) AND how many you would like. If you’re under 13, please have your  parent or guardian send me a note letting me know it’s okay to mail stuff to you. :-)

And that’s it! Pretty much.

If you’re wondering, I’ll be in Chicago area for a week and then in Florida (Tampa Bay area / Gainesville) for the rest of the time. I’m quite looking forward to the weather in the latter…

Win a Signed Hardcover of Still Sucks to Be Me!

So, apparently, there’s a giant MidWinter book giveaway going on organized by the blog I am a Reader, Not a Writer. Literally a TON of books being given away! And one of the giveaways is sponsored by PJ Hoover, who is giving away a signed hardcover of Still Sucks to Be Me!

But, you have to enter by December 22nd! So get on over there! And Merry Christmas!

(It is, incidentally, open to both US and International winners)

Signed bookplates for the holidays!

Okay, so every year I do this (though usually I post it earlier, but hey, I forgot…eep) and it’s that time again. If you are buying any of my books to give as a gift this holiday season, send me an email at kim at kimberlypauley dot com (replacing the “at” and the “dot”, of course, with the appropriate doohickey) with A) your address and B) how you’d like your bookplate(s) signed and I’ll get some out to you. To make sure they arrive in time, you need to send me your email by, um, December 19th December 10th (due to a change in plans, sorry!!). I’ll include a temporary tattoo in there as well. :-)

Happy Holidays!!

P.S. Can you BELIEVE it’s already December? And next month I’ll be in London?? And I’ll be in London Dec. 12th??

P.P.S. I’m not sure how / if I’ll be able to send out signed bookplates & stuff once I’m in London, so now is definitely a good time to request them!

Skip a Starbucks Day! (AKA Bring Johanna Home)

So, the lovely and talented CJ Redwine (are you following her on Twitter yet?) is on a quest — one going on five years — to adopt a daughter from China. You can read the whole story on her blog (where you can also enter the HUGE EPIC Skip a Starbucks Day giveaway…but more on that in a second) and it will surely tug your heartstrings.

Skip a Starbucks Day

Skip a Starbucks Day!

All we’re asking is that you give up one tiny indulgence today. Like your extra tall mocha latte. Or maybe the price of admission to a movie. Or…well, whatever you’re into. See, CJ needs to raise an additional $8000 to bring Johanna home. If everyone who reads this post (or the posts of any of the other bloggers/writers/authors/friends) who are also hosting giveaways (I did mention I’m hosting a giveaway, right? Keep reading…) donates at least $5, we can all get CJ to her goal and bring Johanna home.

That’s not so hard, is it?

And, of course, you can donate more than $5 (I did! And heck, the price of a movie ticket in some places is closer to $10). Please donate what you can. You can do so at the official entry form (the donate button is on the top right). You have until August 26th at midnight to donate and enter ALL the giveaways. Winners will be announced after all necessary connections are made (i.e. be sure to follow all the directions)!

Now, I mentioned above that a bunch of us have gotten together to support CJ. Besides the absolutely EPIC giveaway on her blog, EVERYONE who donates ALSO gets an entry into all the individually sponsored giveaways that they want to enter. Here’s mine:

Donate to win a Vampire-Themed Giveaway Pack!

The Prize Pack

The Vampire Prize Pack!

What’s included: a special limited edition Sucks to Be Me vase, assorted Sucks to Be Me book swag (bookmarks, tattoos, stickers), a little vampire guy to hang around your house, glow in the dark fangs, vampire fang whistles, a vampire fang yummy lollipop, and a divining crystal (so you can see if becoming a vampire is the right choice for you).

(Extra: If I get at least 20 entries here, I’ll kick in a signed book as well — your choice of Sucks to Be Me or Still Sucks to Be Me) UPDATE: We hit 20 entries here, so yes indeedy, if you win my prize you’ll get a signed book of your choice too!!

So, what’re you waiting for??

To enter my giveaway, you need to:

  1. Donate at least $5 to Skip a Starbucks Day over at CJ’s blog (there’s a Donate button in the top right corner).
  2. Leave a comment here, so I know you want to enter to win my Vampire Pack giveaway (and remember, the donation also enters you into her EPIC giveaway and gives you the ability to enter into any of the other giveaways, all linked at the bottom of CJ’s blog post).
  3. Get an extra entry for this giveaway by re-tweeting this giveaway on Twitter or spreading the word on Facebook or your own blog (please leave that in the comments as well) + 1 entry.
  4. Then be sure to check out all the other associated giveaways and follow their instructions to enter!

Let’s go! Let’s bring Johanna home!

The Winners!

So, wow. First off, I want to say thank you to the over 900 people who voted in the Grand Prize vote off for the Still Sucks to Be Me Launch Contest. You guys rock, as do the librarians who were the finalists (not to mention all the other people who entered the original contest).

Without further ado, since I know you’re not here to see me blather on and on, but rather, would like me to just, for once, get to the point:

The Grand Prize Winner is…

Gordon & Lindsey from Bellevue & La Vista, Nebraska!

They wound up with a whopping 47% of the vote (425) entries. So, what did they win? Here ’tis: a signed hardback copy of Sucks to Be Me, a signed hardback copy of Still Sucks to Be Me, assorted bookmarks and stickers, A Vampire/Monster Pack from my Publisher: (including a copy of Monster Slayers, a copy of A Practical Guide to Vampires, and Nocturne), a choice of a T-shirt from the Sucks to Be Me T-shirt Shop, AND a visit from me PLUS a one-of-a-kind Sucks to Be Me wine bottle vase!

The Runner-Up Winner is…

Courtney from Jefferson City, MO!

Courtney was the second highest vote getter (after a last day push, which is when a lot of her votes came in) with 19% of the vote and 172 votes total. So, what does Courtney get: a signed hardback copy of Sucks to Be Me, a signed hardback copy of Still Sucks to Be Me, assorted bookmarks and stickers, A Vampire/Monster Pack from my Publisher: (including a copy of Monster Slayers, a copy of A Practical Guide to Vampires, and Nocturne), a Skype Video chat with me (for however many people she wants to cram into the room), and a choice of a T-shirt from the Sucks to Be Me T-shirt Shop PLUS a one-of-a-kind Sucks to Be Me wine bottle vase!

And now for the Third Place Winners…

Elizabeth R. from Stockton, CA
Karin T. from Huntley, IL
Linda B. from Kingman, AZ

They get: a signed hardback copy of Still Sucks to Be Me, assorted bookmarks and stickers, and A Vampire/Monster Pack from my Publisher: (including a copy of Monster Slayers, a copy of A Practical Guide to Vampires, and Nocturne).

And now for the EXTRA winners…

Paula L. from Athens, AL
Molly C. from Malden, MA
Jocelyn B. from Dearborn Heights, MI
Scott M. from Chicago, IL
Anne R. from Mansfield, OH
Doris M. from Pasadena, CA

And what do they get? These winners weren’t in the original plan, so I’m actually going to give them a choice between

  1. A Skype Visit from me,OR
  2. A Signed Hardback copy of Still Sucks to Be Me, OR
  3. A one-of-a-kind STBM vase
  4. PLUS assorted bookmarks & temporary tattoos.

Whew.

Yikies. This contest really took it out of me. It made me wish that authors really were as rich and famous as a lot of people think we are (well, some of us are, I’m sure…I’m just not one of them, but as my hubby says…”maybe someday!”). I really wanted to give a Grand Prize to everyone who entered. It was fun though, and I hope that the winners (and the other entrants) had a good time too.

Thank you to everyone!

Last Day to Vote!

Today is the last day to vote to determine the Grand Prize Winner in the Still Sucks to Be Me Launch contest! I can’t wait to announce all of the winners! I’m also really grateful to all of the people who have voted (and if you haven’t yet, please do). It was hard enough narrowing down the entrants. There was no way I could have chosen one.

I’m actually pretty sure at this point that I know where I’m going, unless a ton of new votes come in. There have been over 850 votes (yay!), but there’s a pretty clear winner now.

Sigh. It’s bittersweet though. I really wish I could afford to visit all of the entrants. And not even just the ones that I narrowed it down to. Everyone had such great entries. I’ll have to remember this for the next time I launch a book (fingers crossed!). Hopefully it’s been fun for everyone else too.

In other news, I’m almost done with my latest book (Cat Girl Saves the Day is the working title). The ending was giving me fits and there’s still some revisions I need to make, but I’m on the last chapter. The really really last chapter (not the previous last chapter that turned out to not be the last chapter). I will be SO glad to be done. Not that I don’t like these characters (they’re great fun), but I’m just itching to take on some new things.

Anyway, more soon!

Please VOTE! for the Grand Prize Winner!

Okay, as promised, here are the final finalists for the Still Sucks to Be Me Launch contest, which includes a personal visit from me (for either a pizza party or an author-y visit or whatever). NOTE: If you don’t see your name here, don’t worry. It doesn’t mean you didn’t win second or third prize(s). Some of those winners have already been chosen, as well as some of the ones who are getting the bonus Skype visit + swag. But right now, this is all about helping me determine the Grand Prize winner. I wanted to announce all the winners at one time, so as soon as voting is done here, I’ll announce!

I’ll be honest…none of these locations are ones that I’m particularly keen on visiting. You know, like, say, Belize. But my vacation needs weren’t part of the consideration, though it does make it much easier for me if there’s a major airport nearby.

Please read through the entries carefully and give them your full consideration. Then, please use the form below to vote for who you think should receive the Grand Prize. Thank you so much (and thank you to everyone who entered!)! These entries are alphabetical by first name order (so no hidden meanings or anything).

EDIT July 13th: For those who were wondering, I’m not posting the vote totals for a few reasons: 1) it’s changing pretty constantly (lots of votes! but the more the better!) and 2) I think posting the leaders could unduly influence the outcome. I will say that right now the leader has 37% of the vote with the next one having 25%, but it’s changing all the time. And please, feel free to leave a comment for who you’re supporting!

Please vote by the end of the day on July 19th (voting will be open for a week)!

VOTING IS OVER! Check out the Winners!

Courtney from Jefferson City, MO

Why Should I Win: I am the Teen Librarian at Missouri River Regional Library in Jefferson City, MO.  My teens love your books (and really, anything vampire) and we love to host authors at our library.  We here at MRRL pride ourselves in our programming and community activities, particularly those for youth.  Author visits are a particularly big deal to the kids out here.  If we were to win, we would have teens from all over mid-Missouri showing up to see you speak and the excitement would be through-the-roof!  Also, since we’ve been experiencing the fallout from the economy, it is difficult for us to afford these types of special experiences, so a win in this contest would be huge for us.

Gordon from Bellevue, NE & Lindsey from La Vista, NE

(This would be a joint visit; the entrants were close enough together that attendees from both locations could come, so essentially there would be two Grand Prize winners if you pick Gordon & Lindsey)

Gordon’s Why Should I Win: I should win because I am awesome!  Okay, well . . . maybe not awesome; but, I’m told I’m pretty cool.  Alright, I’ll be honest, I’m not really very cool at all.  I’m a total nerd; but, I’m so nerdy it comes out the other side and ends up somewhere in “really fun to be around” territory.  ;) Anyway, I’m the Young Adult Services Librarian for the Bellevue Public Library.  Our teens LOVE your book and they keep talking with me about it and they can’t wait for the next one.  I can’t wait, either . . . but, that should go without saying. My teens would probably collapse in fits of excitement and disbelief if I told them that we were going to have an author visit from you.  It would be an amazing sight . . . likely a bit loud, too. You know, what with all the squeeing.  I decline to divulge how much of that squee sound would be coming from me in utter fan-girl mode.  ;)

Lindsey’s Why Should I Win: I am the Teen Librarian for the La Vista Public Library. I have a number of teens that love reading and love programs at my library. Unfortunately, my city is still very iffy on the whole library programs for teens being beneficial and I have to put on a summer reading program and a winter reading program that kicks butt without looking stupid or childish to my teens (grades six to twelve) all on a budget of $500. When I saw the chance to win a visit from Kimberly, I immediately thought of my teens and how they’d benefit from the chance to meet a real life author, especially since I clearly don’t have it in my budget to do an author visit normally. Plus, personally, if I won the grand prize and got Kimberly to visit the library and speak with my teens then maybe the city would see that serving teens is important and maybe they’d start budgeting more for me to get more teen books in in a timely manner and get more funds for even more awesome teen programs.

Jocelyn from Dearborn Heights, MI

Why Should I Win: I’m a Teen Services Librarian at a public library near Detroit, Michigan.  I would love to be able to offer something as cool as an author visit for my teens.  My city is unique in that our residents feed into seven different school districts.  This makes school visits IMPOSSIBLE, but it does give me a huge number of teachers to whom to reach out for possible attendees.  To be absolutely honest, I would be thrilled just to receive a third prize prize-pack.  My book budget is being cut drastically this year and I’d love to have the chance to expand what I can offer to my teens, even by just a few books! Thanks so much, Kimberly, for writing for teens and helping me get them excited about reading!

Linda from Kingman Arizona

Why Should I Win: I am a Young Adult/Children’s librarian.  I picked up your first book as a free advance copy at Book Expo, read it, loved it, ordered it for my teen collection and have been talking about it ever since.  I read your book before the huge vampire “hype”.  I really don’t like most vampire books – since everyone seems to be jumping on the bandwagon.  I have a recommendation “spinner” and everytime Sucks To Be Me comes in, it goes on there.  We wore one copy out and I had to buy another.  Now the second one is coming out and I have teens “chomping” at the bit.  I get approached regularly and asked if it’s in yet!  They have to wait in line behind me though.  I don’t even have to talk it up much because once someone who has read it finds out the other person hasn’t they tell them to read it.  It would be great to bring you to the library, if I win.  The teens would go crazy!!   Love to see them excited about books!! Thanks for such a great, fun book! You make it easy to get the teens to read!!

Molly from Malden, Massachusetts

Why Should I Win: Our Malden Public Library teens would GREATLY benefit from your visit and author talk. We’re located just outside Boston (which is a wonderful town to visit – especially for a Red Sox game!). Seriously though, the Malden Public Library enjoys having excellent teen readers who just devour books – especially the vampire stories (no pun intended ;) . More specifically and more to the point, our teens LOVE your book, “Sucks to Be Me” and have been asking for more! Author visits truly engage young readers and really bring books to life. Our goal is to foster literacy and I can’t think of a better way to do that, than for you to visit us. I’m certain that you would be fantastic in connecting with our teens. Our teens have been completely in awe and simply starstruck in the presence of an author they admire, and, really, what fabulous author doesn’t love that? :) We would be thrilled and honored to have you grace our library! Thank you so much for your consideration!

Paula from Athens, Alabama

Why Should I Win: Because at the age of [age redacted...you know, for privacy reasons :-) ] it’s hard to maintain my reputation as the “edgy YA librarian.”  A visit with you would up my cool factor by a bagillon percentage points.  Heck, my son’s 18 year old girl friend would think I’m not a stick.  To continue with my highly selfish reasons for wanting you to visit–At 5’4″ I need to surround myself with short persons so that I may seem taller.  Our community also needs a visit from you to raise it’s self-esteem.  Yes, we are like that little town in LA where football is the official religion.  We also suffer from being next to Huntsville. No, we’re not the rocket scientists.  We’re the cotton farmers.  Having an opportunity to meet you would be mean that we don’t have to fake our own deaths or change our names.  Please, please visit us.