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The Tattoos are Here!!

The box arrives!

The box arrives!

So, finally, the tattoos are here! I feel like I’ve been waiting forever, even though I know it really hasn’t been that long. Maybe I just feel guilty because there’s a bunch of stuff I’ve been needing to mail out, but I was waiting for the bookmarks and tattoos to get here before I did.

‘Cause who doesn’t like free stuff?

And the bookmarks got here about a week and a half ago and they look AWESOME…but have been sitting lonely in a drawer waiting on the tattoos.

But now they’re here! Woot!

So I, of course, had to try one out.

Vampire Squirrel

Vampy Squirrel Tattoo!

Um, please do ignore any stubble you might happen to notice. Hopefully there isn’t any, but you never know. So, other than my pasty white needs-to-go-to-a-beach skin, isn’t that COOL?? I love ‘em!

And now I get to give them away to all the people who had written in for a bookplate (so if you’ve been waiting patiently…or even not so patiently, they’ll be on their way in the mail tomorrow!). If YOU want a signed bookplate plus tattoos plus bookmarks, here’s what you gotta do

In other news, today is absolutely beautiful. Perhaps the nicest day we’ve had yet this year. So I got out Max’s pool and set it up. He went to town:

Max in his pool

The Max!

All kinds of shiny new-ness…

So…around a book’s launch there will suddenly be a flurry of things posted online. That’s just the way it goes! I hope you’ll bear with me. And if I’ve missed something that you’ve seen (relying on Google isn’t always foolproof), let me know!

In other news…

My lovely and very talented artsy neighbor, Bob Stotts, helped me out by turning some of my empty Sucks to Be Me wine bottles into vases! Now these are truly one-of-a-kind and VERY limited edition (as in, there were only 24 bottles ever made and I’ve given some of those away…and right now there are only 4 vases). I’ll be giving two of these away as part of the Launch Contest (you’ve entered, right?) and one is part of the Do the Write Thing for Nashville auction (which I think ends today at midnight). So, check it out:

A bloody cool Sucks to Be Me vase

It was Bob’s idea to add the bloody top! Aren’t they cool? Don’t you WANT one? Be sure to enter the contest or bid on the auction (though the auction winner would have the choice of taking a regular bottle vs. a vase too…)!

Sheshan: An adventure beyond downtown Shanghai

So I’d read about this cool sculpture park on an expat website and thought it would make a nice day trip. It’s still in Shanghai, but on the outskirts and definitely far from downtown. So we braved the subway for the first time (was easy; no problems at all and Max was excited to ride the train) and went down there.

We should perhaps have been warned that this wasn’t going to be easy by the fact that none of the three guidebooks we have mentions this place (which is a shame, since it’s really cool). We disembarked from the Metra station with high hopes and no idea where exactly the park was (okay, we had an address…but we only had it in English, not Chinese). But we saw a billboard for the Sculpture Park (along with — and here’s the key thing — a bunch of other resort-ish park-ish types of things). We at first walked a bit and found someone who told us to take a bus. 92, he said. We couldn’t find such a bus, but we found a taxi and told him we wanted to go to the Sculpture Park. He didn’t understand us at all and wound up taking us to Happy Valley, which was apparently where everyone else who had gotten off the train was going. It’s some kind of amusement park with roller coasters, etc. Looks like fun, but not what we were going for.

After five tries, we found someone who spoke some English and/or could understand our little bit of Chinese. She helpfully wrote down the name (we thought) of the Sculpture Park for us. We found another taxi and showed him what she had given us. He took us to the Forest Park. We thought we were perhaps at the Sculpture Park since there’s no way to tell from the entrance gate, but we figured it out after we got in. We did wander there for a little while (it was nice and Max had fun walking the stairs and trails) and we even saw a dinosaur exhibit with friendly people. One fellow there did speak some English and he told us that the Sculpture Park was too far to walk and was to the left and we should get another taxi.

We wound up walking down one path until we came to the edge of the park and found ourselves in a town type of area. So we exited there since it looked like we were more likely to find a taxi there than where we’d come in. There were some hotel people standing outside (like fancy hotel people) so we figured they might speak a little English. Not sure if they did or not, but they seemed to understand what we were looking for and even gave us a little map, which was all in Chinese. We hopped on a rickshaw-ish motorized bike with a guy and he took us on our way.

And Woot! We were at the Sculpture Park! Then he charged us entirely too much, but at that point we didn’t really care. We were happy to be there. The park was really very cool and quite large. It’s around lake Yue Hu (Moon Lake) and there are over 30 large sculpture installations. What we didn’t expect and worked out really well for us is that some of the park is perfect for kids. Besides a beach (which The Max LOVED…he went right for the sand and kept saying “I walk on beach!”), there was a water play area (too cold to go in, sadly, but it looked really cool), a giant tree house, and the Fuwa Fuwa Dome which is the coolest thing ever. Really. Max would probably faint from joy if we could put one in the backyard.

It’s kind of a bouncy jumpy dome-ish thing that’s filled with air. Think moon walk, but much cooler. You can bounce and slide on it, roll around, whatever you want. All the adults loved it too. And The Max? He was in heaven. Fuwa Fuwa is from Japanese and means “fluffy” and the sculpture was apparently designed by a Japanese guy. From the quick web search I did, it looks like there are other ones. We need one in the States because it is the coolest thing ever.

The Max on the Fuwa Fuwa Dome

The Max on the Fuwa Fuwa Dome

We also ate at the park at a really nice place (had some yummy dim sum and they even had fries for Max). Oh, and they had the coolest, nicest bathrooms at the Sculpture Park. The best we’ve seen in China. Or just about anywhere, actually. And if you’ve seen bathrooms in China, you’d know why this is exciting. They even had a baby changer!

We grabbed a taxi back to the train station (after a false start — even after we said train and showed him the word train in Chinese in our guidebook and he took us to the forest park…but then he called someone who spoke English and they translated for us…I’m not sure what more we could have done, but he was friendly about it) and made our way back to the hotel. It was about 5 PM by that time, so we skipped the rest of our plans for the day (a temple festival) and collapsed with one very tired Max.

It’s 10:50 PM here now (I woke up about an hour ago and am going to go back to sleep after I finish typing this up) and I’m pretty sure Max is going to wake up sometime between 2:30 and 4:30. He’s been waking up around then every night, poor guy. The time change thing isn’t working out that well for him, but he’s been a big trooper. And that Fuwa Fuwa Dome might have made this the best day ever for him.

I uploaded some of the pictures from today over at Flickr.

Shanghai: Day Three (technically Day 5…if you count travel time)

We had a good day today with much better weather. We walked back to the Old Shanghai area and explored the Cloud Moon Temple and the Yu Yuan Gardens, as well as the Yu Yuan Bazaar area and general shopping areas. Shanghai is all about the shopping. We didn’t find the market we were at yesterday, so we’ll have to try and find that again. :-) Max really liked the garden and we spent quite a bit of time running around there climbing on rocks and waving to the fish.

I’ve posted more pictures (of course), though I was just informed that I’ve hit the limit on my Flickr account (Grrr) so some of the first pictures I posted aren’t visible anymore. Well, I’ll just have to figure out how to update things after I get back home, I suppose.

A rainy day in Shanghai

It was a rainy day here in Shanghai today. We started out walking to Old Shanghai and found a cool open air market. But we only stayed a few minutes (bought an outfit for Max and an umbrella) before heading back to the major shopping areas to an indoor shopping mall because the rain really started coming down. Max was very proud of picking out the umbrella (the red one! the red one!) and made sure he helped hold it up.

We wandered around Shanghai Times Square and had lunch there at The Shanghai Restaurant. Max ate spring rolls and fried rice — off of Mommy’s chopsticks, no less. We also found a nice little grocery store there and were able to (finally) find diapers. Yay! Good thing I’d brought along a few day’s supply. We also found pop tarts. :-) Max has woken up asking for pop tarts every (early) morning.

Dinner wasn’t quite as successful as lunch for The Max and we wound up getting him some McDonald’s french fries (Mickey D’s is EVERYWHERE here) on the walk back. I think he was just too tired to try anything new.

You can check out today’s pictures too, though I didn’t take quite as many because of the rain.

Photos from China

I’m having trouble updating Facebook or our family blog, BUT I am able to upload photos to Flickr. So if you’re curious as to how our trip is going and don’t want to wait for the blogging that’ll go on later, you can check out my photos there (separated into sets). I’m going to try and update them each day or so. I’ve also added my Flickr Photostream below, which will get updated (I think) as I add new pictures.

Adventures in Stickers

Okay, so I’m going to be one of the featured authors tomorrow at the Anderson’s Bookshop Children’s Lit Breakfast. Which is a huge affair, as I understand it. And I was thinking this afternoon how I only have book swag for my first book, since I hadn’t ordered any bookmarks or anything for my second one yet. And how, darn it, I probably ought to have something.

So I got the bright idea of making buttons. I went out to the Hobby Lobby to try and locate a button maker, since I’d seen one there before. But they, apparently, don’t carry them anymore and I didn’t have time to run out to another store (having little Max kinda crimps the footloose and fancy free days of my past). So I got the next best thing I could think of: a sticker maker.

I will not bore you (or traumatize you) with everything that has gone wrong with the making of these stickers. Let’s just say that I started trying to make them, eh, 4 or 5 hours ago. Right now, I’ve got a tiny little stack of completed ones.

I have had an Epic Craft Fail tonight.

Here’s what the sticker image looks like:

Still Sucks to Be Me Sticker

Simple, right?

Here’s a photo of the in-progress mess:

The Mess

The Mess

And here’s my small stack of completed stickers. Of which I need something like 50. At least.

Stickers

The Stickers

Seriously.

All I can say is, if anyone so much as impinges the craftiness of my stickers tomorrow? I may have to go medieval on them.

Pictures from the Valentine's Day Signing

So, I completely forgot to take a camera with me on last Sunday’s Valentine’s Day author signing with Kristin Walker and Kristina Springer. Because I suck. Kidding. Kind of. BUT Kristen (@bookgoil AKA Bookworming in the 21st Century) came and was not so unprepared as I was. And she was kind enough to send me some pictures. :-)

Looking at these pictures, I can’t help but think: Geez, I’m short.

The signing table

Didn't we make it all purty?

Kristin, me and Kristina

Kristin, Me and Kristina lookin' all in charge and things

Kristin, Me, The Max, Kristina, and Kristen (@bookgoil)

Kristin, Me, The Max (flirty boy), Kristina, and Kristen (that's a lot of K's)