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The sheer gall

I’m probably not the best person to speak on this since I can’t afford to pay any of the reviewers for YABC (or article writers — though I do “pay” in free books — but I would pay them if the site weren’t such a money pit), but this, from She Unlimited, has got to be one of the most BS (but daring) pitches to get you to write for them for FREE (italics are mine):

She Unlimited Magazine doesn’t pay our writers to write their articles just like our writers don’t pay us to let them use our network. The writing you do at She Unlimited Magazine establishes you as a respected, known author.

That’s about one of the biggest loads of crap I’ve ever heard. “Write for us for free! Hey, we don’t charge you to use our server space!” Yeah, and you don’t pay them for the advertising revenue that their copy generates either. And the bit about how doing this will make you a “respected, known author” …. whoo-boy. If you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. It’s in Brooklyn and it is a little bit used, but I bet you could get some more use out of it.

Any writers out there that happen to be reading this — value your work. Only work for free if you truly truly truly get something out of it. And, in general, don’t. Your work is valuable. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Yehudi

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

Perhaps misquoted; no one can seem to agree on the last line.

I’m feeling…blecky.

Writing has been almost nil…I’ve been too busy with “life” to get anything done. There’s the St. James Ct. DB project I’m working on (er, make that “volunteering”…you can’t really call it work unless you actually get paid). Then Tony’s mom has more or less moved in with us. I had figured that was coming soon (she’d lost her job back in Nov), but it was still rather sudden and unexpected as it did happen. So I’ve been helping her job search, getting the resume together, finding interview clothes, etc.

What I really need to find is a cleaning person who will show up more than a few times. I can only mop about a room before my leg says “hey, man, no way” and in a house this size….eh, that just ain’t enough.

I wish Heinlein were still alive.

I kind of feel like having a good big cry for no reason.

And I did get a kind of weird note from an agent today on that project I’d stopped working on because I just didn’t “feel it” (Camilla vs. NYC — I’d put it aside to go back to Abigail because Camilla was just feeling like some teenage snot that I didn’t particularly like and she was the main character…). She didn’t feel it either — which I don’t blame her in the least — it was competent but just kind of there. But anyway, the kind of weird thing was that she says she really likes my writing but that it seems too commercial. I’m not exactly sure why that’s a bad thing…unless she just means she’d like something more “out there”? Or…or, I don’t know. She said that its saleable…but is that the way I want to start out my career?

At any rate, I really want to get back to working on Abigail. I just have to get all the artist applications for 3rd Street ready for jurying by the end of the week or so. That means scanning approximately 400ish slides to start with…

Ye Gods

I saw this referenced in the Absolute Write Newsletter under the moniker “Most Clueless Non-Writer of the Week” and they were surely not kidding at all. I am apalled. Aghast. Doubled over in laughter.

Ebay Link to auction for MY 3 ORIGINAL MOVIE IDEAS —BIG BOX OFFICE POTENTIAL

Snip from the listing, which thankfully no one bidded on (to preserve it for posterity, since Ebay only keeps listing info for a set period of time…spelling/grammar issues are the lister’s own…):

I am not a professional writer. I am a huge movie buff and know enough to know a great movie. These ideas cannot be detailed here for obvious reasons.

The first two ideas are Family type movies (bigger bugdet types). The last one is a very unique adult action comedy (small budget to shoot),thats smart and original with a great twist.unlike some of the crap that gets made anymore (snakes on a plane?who’s getting fired over this one).

If you win the bidding I will meet in person and detail all three movies and you can choose (or buy the others). These ideas are mine and never been pitched to any one before,and have never been made into a movie. I live in Philadelphia and have NO connections in the movie business so I am pimping my ideas here. Please help.

Now, I know that the movie “bidness” is a hard one to break into and that many people are overcome with delusions of grandeur but…come on! Is this guy insane?

Insidious

I have no quotes or quips today. I’m just tired. I’m not even sure why I’m posting. I have nothing to say.

I did learn that queasiness and nightmares are “expected” side effects from coming off of the evil pill. Yeesh. Who are these people that develop these drugs? Eh??

Actually, they listed about 15 or 20 side effects you might have when coming off this particular pill and I hit ALL OF THEM. I always have been an overachiever, I guess.

I’m getting somewhat organized in my 3rd floor office/project space (as opposed to my 2nd floor “neat” office space where only semi-quiet thinking and letter writing take place). I bought a bunch of bins to hide…er, store things in, but I think I need to pick up a few more or get rid of a lot of stuff. I’m sure Tony would vote for “get rid of” but that just wouldn’t be me. I learned at the hands of a master. I don’t think my mother throws anything away.

Anyway, I submitted some poetry to two different magazines tonight. Was thinking about submitting a short story…not sure. It’s a strange piece, but I like it. I’d even toyed with turning it into a novel (and my last writing group really liked it), but it’s just really…weird. No other word for it. And not a YA piece either. I dunno. For now I’ll sit on it.

Next step on ze book…a little more clean up (got a ms crit back), a title change, and then off to see the Wizards at Mirrorstone. Well, actually, I guess I need to write up a synopsis too.

Which, of course, means I first need to look up exactly what is supposed to be in a synopsis…hadn’t had to write one yet, so it will be my first. I’m assuming it’s a chapter by chapter break down…or maybe just a wordier description. Hmmmm….google here I come.

I wonder…

I just got a weird-o spam that had the subject line: “your spouse tells you theyre gay now what?” (spacing/punctuation their own). That made me wonder…has there ever been a situation where someone changed their gender (you know, went through the operation and everything) because their spouse told them they were gay? And, if so, did they stay together?

Just a question.

(And, no, not because I’m wondering or anything, just because I’m a writer and that’s what writers do…ask weird questions and try to figure out the answer. Though, honestly, I dunno that I’d want to know on this one.)

And those crazy writers, they don’t stand a ghost of a chance

(If anyone gets that one, I’ll be amazed).

I’ve been getting up early — well, early for me. 7:30 – 8 AM-ish. Actually, heck, I think that’s early enough for anyone. Been driving the hubby back and forth to work so he doesn’t get cold or wet or waste any time — since all he’s doing now is working. Get up, go to work, come back from work, eat, work, sleep. Repeat. I have no idea how many actual hours of work he is putting in, but it sure ain’t anywhere near 40.

Hopefully things slow down soon ’cause right now Tony seems to be auditioning for the eighth dwarf: Moody (though sometimes he’s just after Grumpy’s role). I feel bad for him, but he’s also driving me just a teeny bit crazy. (“You need to get some exercise or you’ll never get any better.” followed by “How can you get anything done if you go for a two hour walk with Rich?” and then there’s the “I want to throw out every catalog in the house! We have to contol our spending!” followed by “Of course you can get [x]! You don’t have to ask permission!”) I’m not sure which way to turn on some days. (Hmmmm, perhaps I should add that, while I love to look at catalogs, I almost never actually order anything. Honest. The last thing I ordered was a Christmas present for Tony from Chef’s Catalog. I’m a big window shopper. I like to look. Looking is more fun than buying most of the time. No remorse that way — well, except for the cool thing that got away.)

I’m not trying to be down on him because he is a stupendous guy who’s under a lot of pressure. But, in this house, it isn’t “When momma’s unhappy, everyone’s unhappy.” — it’s more of a “when Tony’s unhappy…” situation.

At least he’s enjoying the actual work. He can fiddle around with a mind map for hours, happily tinkering away. And I think the weekly travel is supposed to be over within the next month. Maybe after his next London trip.

Anyway.

In writing news…I’ve been working slowly on Abigail. Trying to channel brownie-speak somewhat successfully, if not wholly consistently. I’ll have to go back and fix Ha’Penny’s speech in my second round.

I also finished Killing Harry, a short story I’ve had kicking around for a couple of years now. I’m sending it out to Ellery Queen’s first and then to Hardboiled (where my first short story was published) if they don’t like it. Hopefully someone’ll pick it up. It’s another noir-ish piece with a female protaganist (question: can you really call a hit woman a “pro”taganist?)

Been doing some work on the site as well. That’s pretty consistent right now — I may need to just pick a couple of days a week to work on it so it doesn’t cut into my writing time too much. I do need to mail some books today, but I’ll do that on the way to picking Tony up.

I guess that’s it. I know there’s something more I want to say, but I don’t know what it is. I’m in a weird mood. Probably from the spiraling down on the meds. I’m so happy to be finally getting off of them (well, not off yet, but at least taking less now). Still tired though.

And waiting to hear back from agents. Ack. You want to make your time on earth seem longer? Just send something to an agent and wait to hear back. It’s like a watching water boil kind of thing.