I’m giving away a Sucks to Be Me series T-shirt every time I get 500 new followers on Twitter from the Sucks to Be Me Spreadshirt shop (which, incidentally, if you decide to order a shirt yourself, all profits go to Open Books, Ltd., a Chicago-based literacy charity so it’s a win-win and you can feel good about yourself).

The first T-shirt was given away at 1,500 followers. The next one will be given away at 2,000 followers. I’m going to keep giving them away until I hit 10,000 followers (at which point I will probably faint).

It couldn’t be easier to enter. All you have to do is follow me on Twitter! Whenever I hit a 500 milestone I’ll be choosing a winner from among all my followers (new and old).

If vampire squirrels aren’t your thing, don’t worry. The winner can choose any t-shirt design in any color and size. So no giant-sized-weird-colored T-shirts that you’ll never take out of the back of your closet.

P.S. While you’re at it, feel free to follow Open Books on Twitter too…they’re pretty awesome.